*DISCLAIMER* This article is purely satirical and does not represent any of the views held by the author or this publication.
Even the most rational agents within our society can have their resolves weakened by shameless propaganda campaigns intended to brainwash the innocent heterosexuals of Australia. The threat is growing, and preventing same-sex marriage isn’t enough. Continue reading A Modest Proposal: Make Australia Straight Again
Gearing up for the most important exams of the year, grade twelve students all over the state naturally went to bed early for a good night’s sleep on the 29th of August. Hopes were high – a decent cohort average … Continue reading Post QCGuess: Seeing Things Differently
Bringing a giant influx of people into public places has more benefits than what’s immediately apparent. It’s great for business, and you can bet restaurants and cafes are capitalizing on the craze while it lasts. Pokemon Go has certainly been … Continue reading Pokemon Go Improves Public Places
In the supposedly lucky country, tensions are running high. House prices are sky-rocketing, wages are plummeting, and racial division is at an all-time record. So what single subset of society do we blame for all of our problems this week? Disgruntled Citizen … Continue reading I’m not Racist, But…
~When advertisements go too far: below, readers will find a satirical advertisement, delving into things better left buried~ Introducing duck-o-suction: The simple solution for vegetarians Has there been a time when your animal-free diet has gone astray? Maybe those chips … Continue reading What has the world come to? (Feat Duck-o-suction)